Wind Rose Crocheted Bracelet by Febystan on Etsy
Maybe if I start it with a scissors.
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Quick! Someone get Frogman some scissors, stat! <3
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it’s Graphics, not Jraphics!
So, basically… I’m tumblr-sexual.
A new comic and an update about life!
this is 100% me
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wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
There is something wrong with all of you.
Y’all…why?
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Um, yes to this shit here.
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I almost laugh every time I see a “fat acceptance” post where someone in a double digit size is talking about how much they love their body. Sorry. You’re a fucking liar. No one that large loves their body. You’re just using that “love” as a pathetic excuse to stuff your face.
This is hilarious because I am the biggest I’ve ever been and I ain’t ever loved myself so fucking much.
My clit gets hard when I look in the mirror. I rub my belly and I squeeze my ass and just cry wondering how perfection exists on this plane.
But it does boo, and it’s called “me.”
But why?
Why would we lie, when we both know you wouldn’t believe it either way?
When we both know you had your mind made up long before asking if we were happy.
Why would we lie?
Because you think we really want the approval and acceptance of hateful, self loathing trolls like you?
Why do you think your acceptance is that important to us?
I promise you it’s not.
[x]
oh Stephen
he is my hero
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yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs sometimes.
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Today’s photo is of the rising Moon. How could anyone have ever thought the world was flat?
“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THATStill not done reblogging this forever
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